Cat Recipe: Tuna Fish a la Biscuits

I got a writing brief this week.

It was to come up with a cook book idea that’s original and one which you could potentially market to the publishing industry.

I seriously love cats, so I thought what better way to write about something when I can write about food for cats?

Warning: crazy cat lady mode about to be unleashed. If you don’t like cats, I suggest you check out another blog.

(Below, you’ll see the intro and the actual recipe I created. Hopefully it’ll be good enough to make you go try it. Recipe and ideas thought up entirely by me.)

Intro:

Welcome! This is a cook book for just you and your fuzzy feline friend. In this book you will find a variety of meals that will keep your cat happy, purring and deliciously fed. We know that keeping you and your cat content is the most important thing and, inside, these recipes offer just that.

It’s a book of luxury for you both once you delve into these pages and find such sweet treats that are so heavenly you might find that even you might want to try them! As a book of purrfect variety and splendour, sit back and let this book teach you the best culinary tricks and you will soon be on your way to finding complete harmony and happiness with your cat.

Tuna fish a la biscuits

This dish is perfect for when your cat needs a quick and balanced meal that’s easy to prepare, yet still makes a bold statement. As a very popular dish, it’s been known to raise a few paws. Simply serve it in a bowl with a saucer of fresh milk and voila – it’s ready to eat!

What you will need:

Tuna fish, either fresh or tinned

Cat biscuits, such as Dreamies or Felix Crispies

Milk (optional)

Recipe:

Make a pyramid of tuna in a bowl, making sure to keep it fairly wide. Once this is done and you’re happy with it, gently shake a pouch of cat biscuits over the top. (If your cat isn’t already gazing up at you lovingly then, trust us, they will be now once you shake the biscuits) For extra effect, place a single biscuit on top of the pyramid. Set aside a saucer and fill it with milk.

Serve it to your cat and enjoy!

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Writing a Novel: Almost There!

Okay. Some of you may know that this summer I decided to embark on the huge task of writing a novel. I’ve always wanted to do it but never thought I would actually make it. Not unless I kicked my silly ass into gear anyway.

So this summer I did just that. I super kicked my ass into gear and I got through it.

I wrote almost an entire fricken novel.

I’m still writing it so I’m not even finished yet but to say that I’ve written 51,200 words over the space of this year is stupid crazy. Like I don’t even wanna mention how crazy. I seriously never thought I’d get this far.

Before, I only ever did things like this:

  1. Start a new novel idea
  2. Completely fall in love with it
  3. Never finish it
  4. Or worse, throw it away.

Talk about killing your darlings.

But I’m on the way to the end now and – Oh my God – I am loving it.

In July, I wrote over 20,000 words through signing up with Camp NaNoWriMo. I don’t think I would’ve made it without fellow campers cheering me on – virtually – until I got to the finish line. They were so helpful!

Now, it’s officially NaNoWriMo 2015 and although I haven’t been writing everyday like most talented people, I’m getting back to it after a bunch of uni deadlines and the flow is finally kicking back in. Get the kettle boiling and the teacups ready because this girl is on it!

As a writer and a reader, my heart lies in teen fiction so this is mainly what I write about. The characters I’ve created have stayed with me this long that I feel like I’m totally discrediting them if I don’t finish this story. Their voices need to be heard. So by Christmas I will have finished it.

This is both a promise to myself and to them. I think I definitely owe them that (not to mention myself!)

(On a side note, God knows how many cups of tea I’ve had while doing this project. My guess is in the hundreds.)

So, basically, my message to you is this. If you want to write a novel – even if the tiniest part of you thinks that you might – then go for it. Because your dreams are tangible.

You can create something out of nothing and, more importantly, only you can tell this story that’s in your head. I guess that’s what makes it so fun. Plus the feeling you get afterwards is amazing.

I’m so excited to finish this writing project.

So go write.